It’s Not Easy Being Green
I have the best idea. I’m going to write my own autobiography in the form of a public declaration touting my amazingness. I’ll throw in a kidnapping scenario, some stuff about shepherding - people love a good shepherd story. And, forget about snakes on a plane. I’ll give them snakes in a whole country. No one will second guess me. After all, I descend from a line of powerful people. Thousands of years from now, I’ll be responsible for the single biggest alcohol consumption event anywhere in the entire world. In the words of Bruno Mars, don’t believe me - just watch. Nice to meetcha. You can call me Patrick, St. Patrick, that is.